MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home
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General Order Number One

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!
"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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light him up

infantry term to open fire on someone, by order or individually

shooting at someone

killing the enemy with small arms fire
a haji seen running with AK47 light him up!

the MF started shooting at us so we lit him up
by Alpino November 07, 2009
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bobo

Short for "bourgeois bohemian" in fact another form of poser... pretending "acting" to be a dirtbag or grunge type, often in ski towns or outdoors activities areas - climbing, wind-surfing, kayaking, etc ... being the most hip, non-capitalist, vegan, supporter of causes. Often found in the hippest places in Latin America, Palestine, Africa, acting like the locals. When they are out of money and when the going gets rough they do not sell their truck or pawn their skis but go to the bank, discretely find their credit card or have their parents bail them out, supply an airline ticket or hospital bill. A covert "trustafarian"
She's not a dirtbag snowborder... she's a DuPont, a bobo...

You wait tables all summer; bobo there goes home to Cape Cod or Palo Alto.
by Alpino November 27, 2010
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Army

A part of the US military that uses acronyms and knows how to spell, unlike their USMC brothers that think ARMY is an acronym for "ain't ready to be marines yet". When I tried it was ARTBMY. US ARMY actually means "Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday"

- Have fought in every war for our nation, not guarded unruly sailors.

- Are capable of thinking, at least the Airborne, SF, Rangers. A very dangerous weapon indeed! The Marines react, which has its place.

- Are not a branch of the Navy

- The ARMY gives awards for "being"

- Wears black berets like Saddam Hussein did

- Gets things done without a cheerleader type PR... you know who does. The ARMY hires shitty advertising agencies.

- Admits to its mistakes
It's a War when the Army gets involved.
by Alpino September 15, 2008
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center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time
by Alpino November 07, 2009
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