ALEX's definitions

ellest

The smallest of L's in LG

see LG

by Alex January 17, 2003

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

by alex April 16, 2005

scarrie

beyond scary. freakishly scary beyond all normal means.

wow, that girl who looks at profiles obsessively from her secret screen names sure is scarrie.

by alex March 2, 2004

Coprology

The study of the art of eating ones own excrement. A Coprologist is one who practives coprology.

I am planning on earning a degree in Coprology from Cornell University.

by Alex May 13, 2005

play the skin flute

when someone gives head

"did she play your skin flute?"

by alex July 16, 2004

ricer

A person with a car(usually a Honda)who has spent more on visual modifications than they pay in apartment rent each year. They are usually aged between 18-30. They belive they are hot shit untill ask to race them, then they chicken out because they only have a stock 1.6L inline four engine.

See that ricer over there with the Civic? I'll bet he has a small penis.

by Alex February 8, 2004

boss

The dog that humps my brother all the time. Boss once had his balls tugged on because he had sexual relations with my cousin.

Stephen takes all the orders from Boss.

by Alex December 28, 2003