ALEX's definitions
by alex December 8, 2003
Get the fucking losermug. 
Get the kumquatmug. The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.
Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.
Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.
"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."
by Alex January 21, 2004
Get the sharkingmug. A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.
"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"
- Ex girlfriend and pals.
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"
- Ex girlfriend and pals.
by Alex October 21, 2004
Get the brutalitisedmug. Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex December 28, 2005
Get the 50 centmug. The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.
by alex March 1, 2005
Get the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosismug.