ALEX's definitions

ashtray girl

The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.

Ouch.

"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture

by aLeX July 16, 2008

Oswald Arms

Someone with REALLY long arms for their body, and also very skinny and weak.

LMAO look at that kid he has such oswald arms, no wonder his bench sucks.

by Alex May 15, 2007

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

bouje

1) A sound people make to squirrel out of the fact that they were about to say boom. Has the same meaning as boom.

2) Sean Connery trying to say "booze"

Note! The j is soft.

1. The truck went off the ramp and, BOUJE, into a skyscraper.

2. Sean Connery: Who ijh going to shave the whorld? I can't becaujhe I have been drinking bouje.

by Alex March 25, 2007

love

when you cant do anything but think about someone and nothing else matters to you

my girlfriend just broke up with me 3 days ago and i havent eaten, havent slept that much, i did nothing of my regular routine. i did nothing but think about her

by alex February 26, 2007

USA

Stands for United States of America. Situated in the main part of North America. It has 50 states and its currency is in Dollars ($).

'I live in the USA'

by Alex February 18, 2007

cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.

There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.

by Alex January 31, 2007