Tusk

A Tusk is a small, annoying creature, usually in politics who has been promoted far above his/her level of competence. They are prone to making stupid, inflammatory statements when they would be better advised to shut the fuck up, but unfortunately they invariably exhibit all the characteristics of a brain transplant donor. Rear-minded and insular during negotiations they have a talent for retarding progress and making things difficult for everyone else involved. To minimise the adverse effects Tusks have, they should be gagged with their hands handcuffed behind them (to prevent masturbation, they are invariably total wankers and kept out of sight in a small room with padded walls.
Have you heard what that wanker Tusk has said about people who support Brexit?
by AKACroatalin February 08, 2019
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CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Namby-pamby

A namby-pamby (plural namby-pambies) is someone, usually a male, who is overly weak, sentimental or indecisive. It was a play on the name of Ambrose Philips, who wrote sickeningly sentimental poems for children. The nickname was devised by Henry Carey, a poet and songwriter, who wrote “God Save the Queen” and “My Country ‘tis of Thee”. It was popularized, however, by Alexander Pope in his satirical epic “The Dunciad”. It can also be used as an adjective meaning weak or spineless, lacking vigour or decisiveness, and overly sentimental.
The poet Ambrose Philips was the original Namby-Pamby.
by AKACroatalin June 07, 2015
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Clouts

This is quite old slang but still used occasionally in the South-West of England. It derives from cloths or clothes and refers to a woman’s knickers, drawers or panties. It is quite disparaging and is used to described undergarments of the baggy Bridget Jones type or things so foul, tattered and disgusting that they should be classified as a health hazard
Her clouts were so foul, they practically had a life of their own
by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019
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PYT

This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 15, 2016
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Invariably

Invariably is an adverb which means each time or upon every occasion. If you see a particular person that you loathe and despise coming towards you and you always get that sinking feeling in your stomach, then that is invariably what happens. You know that every time you see them they’ll have that shit-eating grin on their face that each time you see it makes you feel sick, then that is invariably what happens as well. You know too, because it happens every time that, without even saying “Hello”, they’ll start dishing the dirt on somebody because that is what invariably happens. I thought a few examples might help to clarify things, but I’m not invariably right.
Politicians invariably distort the truth and avoid giving straight answers.
by AKACroatalin May 13, 2015
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Workplace Cyber-aggression

Workplace cyber-aggression takes place through emails or text messages which are intended to threaten or intimidate. They may also be emails or texts which have offensive content such as sexist or racist material or expressions of religious hatred or homophobia. What is different about this form of aggression, compared to more traditional forms, is that it is not limited to work colleagues but can come from people outside the organisation, or even in the form of spam.

The phenomenon of cyber aggression seems to have originated with teenagers who have grown up with the internet and electronic communication. They have brought this familiarity with them into the workplace and do not appreciate that this workplace cyber-aggression is just as hurtful as any other sort of aggression.

Workplace cyber-aggression is often the result of individuals within the workplace being offended, upset or feeling threatened by problems within the workplace and who resort to this form of virtual communication as a means of retaliation. This action, directed at a person or persons within the organisation, is frequently referred to as flaming. Along with workplace bullying and workplace aggression, workplace cyber aggression can be a symptom of a toxic workplace.
If workplace cyber-aggression is endemic in your workplace, find a new job.
by AKACroatalin October 22, 2015
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