Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Firkytoodling

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.
All set for a bit of firkytoodling?
by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016
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Heller

An old name for a intensely cold winter’s day, or a dreadful winter storm complete with bitter cold, snow, hailstones or freezing rain. Originally called ‘storms from hell’ the name became abbreviated to heller.
Look at that sky, there’s a real heller on the way.
by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016
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Learning Disability

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.
Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.
by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016
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Ran Tan

British slang, very similar in meaning to razzle. It means going out, getting pissed, but the major objective is lots and lots of shagging preferably with a number of different partners. As with razzle this slang term has its origins with the Royal Navy but became more widely known due to the Kate Bush song “Ran Tan Waltz”.
Joe’s in his pit, snoring his head off. He spent most of the weekend on the ran tan.
by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
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No Joy

No joy is an English expression meaning a lack of success or failure; it can also mean a lack of luck. It is believed to derive from the lack of happiness or joy when success is achieved or a stroke of good fortune is encountered. Therefore no success, no luck, no joy.
Did you find it?”
“Nah, I looked everywhere but no joy.”
by AKACroatalin August 31, 2016
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