Definitions by AKACroatalin

Yaffle 

English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.

"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"

Yaffle by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Uzzard 

An old English name for the letter Z (zed), it can also be used as a synonym for last.

If you have any five-year-old children get them to tell their teacher that the last letter of the alphabet is uzzard.

Uzzard by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Polymath

It comes from the Greek πολυμαθής, polymathēs, "having learned much" and describes a person who has expertise in a large number of different subjects, but more importantly, they are able to draw on this knowledge to solve problems. Science fiction author Robert Heinlein believed that everyone should attempt to be a polymath and that specialisation was for insects.

Leonardo da Vinci was a polymath and maybe Urban Dictionary author Gumba Gumba is as well

Polymath by AKACroatalin April 12, 2015

Skill Set 

The different skills and abilities that each person has available to them to further their career and seek health, wealth and happiness.

Chief amongst Malcolm's skill set is the ability to annoy co-workers.

Skill Set by AKACroatalin April 12, 2015

Awkward Squad 

Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.

The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad

"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."

Awkward Squad by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015

Spite Monkey 

A Spite Monkey is a type of volunteer editor working for Urban Dictionary who, having had a definition rejected, goes into a session to approve new words and rejects anything and everything irrespective of its value. A childish, nasty, little fuckwit whose actions hold back progress and discourage others from contributing. They don't bother looking to see how their definition can be fixed, they just throw all of their toys out of the pram and reject everyone else's definitions.

"I've had four sound definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary, I'm not sure why."
" Don't worry about it, it's probably just some American spite monkey who doesn't understand English!"

Spite Monkey by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015