Decadence

A process, condition, or period of deterioration or decline, as in morals or art; decay.

Decadence is the precursor to extinction.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Fat-girl

Slang used by British soldiers during World War 2. A fat-girl is ahooker, whore, tart or prostitute. She may be an enthusiastic amateur, but she takes money for making the beast with two backs.

I was out on the razzle last night and had a knee-trembler in the park shelter with a local fat-girl.

by AKACroatalin May 25, 2019

Dank

Fuckwits think this means ‘of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.

“You think your girlfriend is dank? Shit! Has she seen a doctor?”

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Pissed them off

This is a phrase commonly used throughout the UK to indicate to a friend, colleague or even a total stranger that they have seriously annoyed a number of other people by word, action or attitude and that they can expect repercussions.

"Malcolm's just changed a whole load of databases that took months to set up, system support are fuming, he's really pissed them off!"

by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015

Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

by AKACroatalin August 01, 2015

Evaced

US Army slang possibly from the Korean War, where helicopters were first used to transport wounded troops, but certainly in use during the Vietnam War. A contraction of evacuated, it means to be removed from a combat zone, by helicopter, to an aid station or hospital and, if the injury or wound is serious enough, back to the United States.

Jimmy got creased a couple of times during Charlie’s last attack; dumb fuck thought he was going to be evaced, but all he got was a purple heart and a pat on the head.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 01, 2015