Definitions by AKACroatalin

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Dingleberry 

English slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis.

"Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit."

Dingleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015