SFA

An acronym with multiple meanings:
1. Sweet Fuck All;
2. Smelly Fat Arse/Ass;
3. Sweet Fanny Adams;
4. Sad Fucking Act;

There are probably more than the ones listed here, but you can see from context that there is nothing good about any of them, so if someone uses SFA and your name in the same sentence they ain’t paying you a compliment.
Malcolm has:
1. SFA in the way of brains;
2. A very large SFA;
3. Is worth SFA to the organisation;
4. and is a complete SFA.
by AKACroatalin February 04, 2016
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Get Hold Of

This is a British expression which can be used in a number of ways:
1 To obtain an item, by purchase, borrowing or other means;
2 To initiate contact or communicate with a person or persons or an organisation;
3 To understand or appreciate an idea, concept or theory;

The Americans use the expression get ahold of in a similar way.
1 “Can you get hold of any 2 inch 10 brass screws?”
2 “That cunt Malcolm’s gone off somewhere, I can’t get hold of him.”
3 “His ideas are so abstruse they’re difficult to get hold of.”
by AKACroatalin November 03, 2015
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YFIYFI

Sometimes written as YFIx2 it is an acronym standing for “You Fucked It You Fix It” meaning it’s your mistake so you sort it out. Believed to have originated with the Royal Navy, it is used in the same way as SOYOS or SYSO.
Malcolm came to me moaning that he’d jammed the photocopier.”
“What did you do?”
“Nothing, I just told him YFIYFI.”
by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015
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BVA

This is an acronym often used to describe hospital patients who are aggressive, unpleasant, repulsive, demanding, disgustingly rude or anything else that makes them a total pain in the arse. Believed to have originated in Los Angeles it stands for Breathing Valuable Air – says it all really.
Malcolm’s in A & E!
Is he going to peg out?
No, still BVA.
by AKACroatalin March 01, 2019
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Climacophobia

Derived from the Ancient Greek κλῖμαξ (klimaks, “ladder, staircase”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.
Malcolm doesn’t suffer from climacophobia he’s just such a hamplanet he doesn’t like the work involved.
by AKACroatalin January 31, 2017
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All talk and no action

All talk and no action is a description that can be applied to the chattering classes, certain politicians, incompetent managers, just about anyone who talks a lot, usually rubbish or irrelevancies, about a problem or situation but does sod all to resolve it. It can also be applied to males or females who talk a lot about sex, but when it comes down to getting physical run a mile
“How did you get on with that bird from HR last night?”
Waste of time, all talk and no action.”
by AKACroatalin June 07, 2015
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Modifiable

Modifiable is an adjective which means capable of being changed easily. So if a design can be changed easily to accommodate a new legal requirement or a compulsory specification change then it is modifiable. It can also mean flexibility in outlook , viewpoint or approach.
by AKACroatalin September 01, 2016
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