AKACroatalin's definitions

Dormitive

It’s an adjective and it means having the effect of inducing sleep and can be applied to a number of different things, certain lessons, lectures, speakers, conversations, subjects, books, you get the idea. Anything that can cause you to fall asleep is dormitive, some things are so dormitive that you start losing the will to live, yes I know, we’ve all been there.

Malcolm started telling me about his weekend, so dormitive Jenny had to wake me.

by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Firkytoodling

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Frory

Basically it means very cold. The sort of cold that puts a heavy frost on the ground and makes your hands go numb. The word is possibly a combination of “frosty” and “hoary”; hoary being the greyish-white appearance frost gives to the countryside.

I’m glad I’m stayin’ in today, it’s proper frory.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Flocoon

Very old colloquialism for a single snowflake. See also flother.

White Christmas? I’ve not seen so much as a flocoon.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Gwenders

Old Cornish slang for the dreadful pins and needles feeling you get in your fingers in cold weather, typically if you’ve been playing in the snow making a snowman.

Jack an’ me ‘ave been out in that snow storm; now us both ‘ave gwenders.

by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

Heller

An old name for a intensely cold winter’s day, or a dreadful winter storm complete with bitter cold, snow, hailstones or freezing rain. Originally called ‘storms from hell’ the name became abbreviated to heller.

Look at that sky, there’s a real heller on the way.

by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016