Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
by AKACroatalin December 01, 2015
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Gypsy

It means to urinate or micturate and has two possible derivations, both from Cockney Rhyming Slang:-
1 Gypsy Kiss = Piss;
2 Gypsy Rose Lee = Pee;
"Where's Mike?"
"He's gone for a Gypsy."
"Well, let's hope he's not too long, it's his round."
by AKACroatalin May 30, 2022
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Dank

Fuckwits think this means ‘of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.
“You think your girlfriend is dank? Shit! Has she seen a doctor?”
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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Decadence

A process, condition, or period of deterioration or decline, as in morals or art; decay.
Decadence is the precursor to extinction.
by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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Fat-girl

Slang used by British soldiers during World War 2. A fat-girl is ahooker, whore, tart or prostitute. She may be an enthusiastic amateur, but she takes money for making the beast with two backs.
I was out on the razzle last night and had a knee-trembler in the park shelter with a local fat-girl.
by AKACroatalin May 25, 2019
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Clinkabell

Slang from the South-West of England meaning an icicle.
There’s a thaw comin’ the clinkabells have started drippin’.
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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Gronfing

Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.
"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."
by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
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