Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AGnumbnuts

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

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A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

hotdog mama by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

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Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!

This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate

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Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

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A guy who takes a dump on the floor and blames the baby who just giggles to themselves

Craig was shameless the other day, he did a playroom dropper and his little boy got the blame

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A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.

Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama

hotdog mama by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

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a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

Tough Beef by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

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