bag, tag and hurl

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

banjo'ed

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

Bianca envy

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!

David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '

by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011

Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.

My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011