ADAM's definitions

Sarspasmic

When a spastic tries to be sarcastic, the result is a spasm.

Look hes trying to Sarspasmic!
Hes sarspasmicing again!

by Adam February 9, 2005

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

mantlepiecing

verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.

As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.

by Adam January 1, 2005

Axin

African American Slang for asking, bastardized to askin, bastardized to axin'.

Dude chill, I was just axin' you a question.

by Adam July 15, 2004

muskie

A Buddy or Pal; friend

Heeeey Muskie! or something like that

by adam February 17, 2005

Gravy Train

Possibly the best band ever.
www.gimmegravytrain.com

Whore, whore! Gravy Train's the living testament

by Adam November 16, 2004

Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.

Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit

by adam October 7, 2004