38 definitions by ACG2x

To play with a large amount of money when gambling or playing poker. The large amount you are playing with is your glimmer.
"I had to put some glimmer in play to get back to even"
by ACG2x January 3, 2004
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Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.
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by ACG2x July 1, 2004
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A highly skill-oriented and highly entertaining game of Poker in which players are dealt two cards face down, then five community cards face up. The best five-card hand wins.

The game is the most popular form of Poker today, publicized largely by the movie Rounders and the World Series of Poker. Also called "Hold-Em'" or "Texas" for short.
Texas Hold-Em' is the purest form of Poker there is.
by ACG2x January 5, 2004
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As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
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Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."
by ACG2x August 5, 2004
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1) - To sleep with or have sex with another

2) - Bad or fake weed which won't get you high and is likely homemade out of Basil or Oregano leaves to give the falsetto appearance of the real thing

3) - Stupid, whack
1) - She asked me to bunk with her tonight

2) - That shit Andre sold me was bunk, I'm about to cap his ass

3) - She gave you a fake phone number? That's bunk!
by ACG2x January 7, 2004
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To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.
After he got beat three straight times, Mike went on tilt and got his whole bankroll taken.
by ACG2x January 26, 2004
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