Phrase meant to show indifference if another person (usually of the opposite sex) calls you, but is very much the opposite.
Means one of two extremes-
1) - Call me immediately, preferably tomorrow or later today
OR
2) - Don't call me. For any reason. Ever.
Means one of two extremes-
1) - Call me immediately, preferably tomorrow or later today
OR
2) - Don't call me. For any reason. Ever.
Girl- "Call me sometime, k?"
Guy- (Is confused trying to figure out of it means call me right now or don't call me ever)
Guy- (Is confused trying to figure out of it means call me right now or don't call me ever)
by ACG2x December 01, 2004
Get the call me sometime mug.As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.
In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.
Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.
Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
Get the weekend dad mug.1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.
2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"
2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
by ACG2x October 16, 2004
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by ACG2x July 01, 2004
Get the Urban Dictionary Quality Control mug.1) - To be in a relationship with a significant other that is either in trouble or breaking apart
2) - The cards in poker that will give you a strong hand
3) - Options from which to choose from, almost always referring to payment options for a debt
2) - The cards in poker that will give you a strong hand
3) - Options from which to choose from, almost always referring to payment options for a debt
1) - "My girlfriend and I are on the outs."
2) - "I had to hit one of my three outs to win the pot."
3) - "Why shouldn't I kick your ass? You've owed me $5,000 for the last month. You're not leaving me a whole lot of outs here."
2) - "I had to hit one of my three outs to win the pot."
3) - "Why shouldn't I kick your ass? You've owed me $5,000 for the last month. You're not leaving me a whole lot of outs here."
by ACG2x January 03, 2004
Get the outs mug.1) - To hit on a woman, make a pass at
2) - To throw the ball across the line of scrimmage in football
3) - The act of throwing, kicking, etc. the ball or puck to a teammate in any sport
4) - To be granted a reprieve from being whacked (killed) by the Mafia. Called "given a pass". Forgiven for your sins or indescretions.
2) - To throw the ball across the line of scrimmage in football
3) - The act of throwing, kicking, etc. the ball or puck to a teammate in any sport
4) - To be granted a reprieve from being whacked (killed) by the Mafia. Called "given a pass". Forgiven for your sins or indescretions.
by ACG2x January 20, 2004
Get the pass mug.1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.
2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.
2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.
1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)
2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)
2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"
by ACG2x May 05, 2005
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