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A consistometer is a simple tool used to measure how thick or runny a liquid or fluid (like a sauce or jelly) is.
Ketchup specialists can test how watery or gloppy their ketchup is using a consistometer device. The device releases liquid into a trough, and users can time the time and distance it takes for the liquid to release a measurement line. A longer distance indicates that the ketchup is runny; a shorter distance indicates that the ketchup is thick.
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The sluice gate remained closed thus preventing the channel from flowing from the man-made resevoir into the ocean.
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To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.
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YouTube creator: "Please like the video, subscribe, and hit the notification bell to get notified whenever I upload new videos to my channel!"
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Get the notification bell mug.A specific type of consistometer with a rectangular structure and a sluice gate; the opening of the gate causes the fluid within to flow; the distance and time it takes for the fluid to flow helps the user determine how runny or gloppy the substance is. In the United States, manufacturers of tomato ketchup are required to measure the consistency of their ketchup with a Bostwick consistometer.
Ketchup flowed through the Bostwick consistometer at a rate of 5.0 centimeters per 30 seconds, therefore it is of satisfactory consistency.
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I awoke in my bed beside my dog, whose rear end was particularly close to my face. I was initially alarmed but was relieved to find that I was in closer proximity to the slate than the actual hole.
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A 22 cm metal tool found in the Domus del Chirurgo (Rimini, Italy) is considered by archaeologists to be one of the only physical examples.
A 22 cm metal tool found in the Domus del Chirurgo (Rimini, Italy) is considered by archaeologists to be one of the only physical examples.
Some historians believe that the physician of king Philip II of Macedon used a spoon of Diocles to successfully remove an arrow from the king's eye without disfiguring him.
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