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Definitions by A dying goat

Grounded video 

A very common type of Goanimate (aka GoToHell) video. Usually, it involves a character, usually from a kids show, having a minor infraction, then suddenly his parents appear and grounds him for an incomprehensibly long period of time , usually at least 1 million years, then the character getting grounded walks away with huge internal screeches.
These videos are often very cringeworthy, with inanimated non-PNG objects and weird movements that defy physics being commonplace. They are so cringy that some mistook them as advertisements by Clorox.
Typical grounded video:
Caillou: I am going to eat some chips
*hand moves to a bag of inanimate chips with a background*
*boris appears*
Boris: *massive internal screech* o o o o o o o o CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT'S IT YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 98532908774 x 10^31 YEARS!!!!!! GO TO UR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!
Caillou: what a a a a a o *another massive internal screech*
Grounded video by A dying goat October 30, 2018

Worst sound ever

When I give birth. *insert terrible screaming*
Please everyone have your ears shut, I am about to give birth! That's going to be the worst sound ever!
1. Of the sea/ocean.
2. A soldiers of the Marines branch of their country's military (notably USA). Patriots like them for "protecting their freedom", WAP's and Afghans hate them for ruining their homes.
3. USMC - The branch which actively intervene and bombing the hell out of Syria and Asia minor, killing many people, yet people still think they are heroes and protect their freedoms, when they never defended the USA, making it the most overrated military branch ever. Just my opinion though
1. We should protect marine life.
Marine by A dying goat May 7, 2018
An insult.
U
S uck
A ss

A good one because the first thing that springs to mind is the country, the meaning is not obvious.
Person 1: *goes on losing streak*
Person 2: USA!
Person 1: Your dumb
Person 2: I mean, U, Suck, Ass!
USA by A dying goat May 7, 2018

throw my phone 

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.
These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!
throw my phone by A dying goat April 19, 2018

Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.
Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!
Yunnan noodle by A dying goat December 8, 2017
An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.
Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?
potato by A dying goat December 5, 2017