A Human Male 's definitions

Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

by A Human Male July 31, 2023

Danny Phantom

An animated cartoon series created in 2004 by Butch Hartman for Nickelodeon. The series follows a teenage boy who, after an accident with an unpredictable portal between the human world and the "Ghost Zone", becomes a half human-ghost hybrid and takes on the task of saving people with his newfound abilities. It also has a surprisingly good rouges gallery of villains for a kids show like Ember McLain and Vlad Plasmius.

Arguably one of the best of Nickelodeons older shows before the network became millennial cancer.

Why did Danny Phantom have to die so early? That show was the shit when I was 7.

by A Human Male January 11, 2021

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Boss

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.

Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"

by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Reality

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

by A Human Male June 16, 2018

Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.

These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Logan Paul

An asshole pimp YouTuber who's fans mainly consist of retarded children or very gullible people. Notably responsible for the Suicide Forest scandal in January which has now faded away into nothingness.

If you watch Logan Paul you must have severe autism.

by A Human Male July 20, 2018