A Human Male 's definitions

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Fanfiction

Fiction about characters or settings from an original work of fiction, created by fans of that work rather than by its creator. Usually it is written smut by children with the intelligence of a baby rhinoceros. However there can be some very good fanfics out there that can be sometimes better then the original work.

Now that i think of it Urban Dictionary is essentially a funny fanfiction site.

by A Human Male July 25, 2018

AR-15

The gun that gets a real bad rep because it is used in almost every mass shooting. Although in reality it is used because it is very common and plentiful in America. The fake news media typically portrays the AR-15 as the "Most deadliest gun ever made" or that it is a "Weapon of War" although in actuality it is a civilian version of the M4A1 that is the REAL weapon of war.

The media acts as if the AR-15 is the only gun in existence.

by A Human Male July 21, 2018

Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

by A Human Male July 30, 2018

Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

by A Human Male September 8, 2018

Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

by A Human Male July 31, 2023

Danny Phantom

An animated cartoon series created in 2004 by Butch Hartman for Nickelodeon. The series follows a teenage boy who, after an accident with an unpredictable portal between the human world and the "Ghost Zone", becomes a half human-ghost hybrid and takes on the task of saving people with his newfound abilities. It also has a surprisingly good rouges gallery of villains for a kids show like Ember McLain and Vlad Plasmius.

Arguably one of the best of Nickelodeons older shows before the network became millennial cancer.

Why did Danny Phantom have to die so early? That show was the shit when I was 7.

by A Human Male January 11, 2021