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See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.
Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.
by A Human Male July 31, 2023
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A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.
When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.
by A Human Male June 15, 2018
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Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.
All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.
by A Human Male August 9, 2018
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Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.
by A Human Male July 31, 2018
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The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.
These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.
by A Human Male July 14, 2018
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One of the scariest mf horror games of all time. Not for the faint of heart.
I got killed by one of them big o tentacles in Dead Space.
by A Human Male September 19, 2023
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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
by A Human Male July 12, 2018
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