A Friend's definitions

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003

Snowballer

A person who sucks dick, gets cummed in his/her mouth. Then makes out with the person who cummed in their mouth while still having cum in their mouth.

Zack Wheeler

by A friend August 14, 2003

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

The Wiz

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

by a friend July 21, 2003

reesty

Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'

by A friend June 6, 2003

thomased

scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it

The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.

by a friend May 26, 2003

Suckass

Scott talking to his boss

Hi, you're looking great today

by a friend April 2, 2003