finster

A nerd, lame, dweeb, pointdexter, or the like.

Dude, you're a total finster.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

nut burn

rug burn/chafing of the nuts; usually caused by nut huggers

I've got mad nut burn. I'm switching to boxers.

by 2014_chiguy December 20, 2007

fack

To punch someone, preferably in the face.

John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.

by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006

reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013