Definitions by 2014_chiguy

nut burn 

rug burn/chafing of the nuts; usually caused by nut huggers

I've got mad nut burn. I'm switching to boxers.

nut burn by 2014_chiguy December 20, 2007

booty move 

an action you perform that forces someone to call you a dumb ass

James: Joe chucked a beer bottle at that cop.

Frank: What a booty move.

booty move by 2014_chiguy December 13, 2007

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

laughing tears by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

whip 

the best players on a team

How are the Gators gonna do this year? They lost their whole whip.

whip by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007

ooh joke 

a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh

Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.

Audience: Ooh!

this is an ooh joke

ooh joke by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007

moral victory 

A victory that occurs when a person, team, or army loses a confrontation yet achieves some other moral gain. This gain might be unrelated to the battle in question; however, the gain is often considerably less than what would have been accomplished if the main battle had been won; otherwise, the result would be characterized as either a "wash" or a proper victory.

A sports team that loses fairly to a cheating team might claim a moral victory in spite of the loss.

moral victory by 2014_chiguy October 21, 2007

B.F.F. 

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

B.F.F. by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007