by 2014_chiguy December 08, 2006
Joe: What happened to your wrist?
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013
Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.
I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.
by 2014_chiguy October 01, 2007
by 2014_chiguy April 09, 2014
Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
by 2014_chiguy October 12, 2007
A victory that occurs when a person, team, or army loses a confrontation yet achieves some other moral gain. This gain might be unrelated to the battle in question; however, the gain is often considerably less than what would have been accomplished if the main battle had been won; otherwise, the result would be characterized as either a "wash" or a proper victory.
A sports team that loses fairly to a cheating team might claim a moral victory in spite of the loss.
by 2014_chiguy October 05, 2007
by 2014_chiguy March 04, 2014