2014_chiguy's definitions

baby bomb

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.

Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2013

odd

a dollar; term is used when shooting dice.

shoot for the odd?
i'll shoot for the odd.

by 2014_chiguy December 10, 2006

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

Glee worthy

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.

Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.

by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012