who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by Tim October 23, 2004

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

knoxies

large avitor glasses johnny knoxville wears. see aviators

let me wear those knoxies

by Tim October 20, 2003

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004

Beholden

A word to describe a very hot girl.

Dude, that Marney is so beholden.

by Tim December 03, 2003

Stoked

Still reeling from the buzz esp. in surfing or another extreme sport after an awesome session.

"Man, those sets were perfect - I'm well stoked"

by Tim December 02, 2003