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butternut

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
by Steve January 12, 2005
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On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.
Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."
by Steve March 3, 2004
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ragoot

Good, ace, Bad, sik,
That party that we went to was fucking ragoot
by steve October 24, 2003
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Open your lunch

To let out a silent, smelly fart in company or a crowd
"Good Lord, who opened their lunch?"
by steve February 20, 2004
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manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
by Steve February 1, 2004
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huff

yo dog, can i huff a snarl?
by Steve December 11, 2003
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Taffy Dick

a very small penis,almost resembles a vanilla flavored tootsie roll.this syndrome is also known as the john jastzrebski disease. another slang word for it is
"T-dick" or "john dong"
"damn look at that taffy dick"

"john how can herpes fit on your T-dick"

""i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong"
by steve February 18, 2004
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