Folkestone

a loose cunt (named after the entrance to the channel tunnel)

couldnt tell ya, how many a brave solier was lost in that folkestone!

by Sam December 01, 2003

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN

Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')

by sam February 13, 2004

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 05, 2004

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

Ja Rule

The cookie monster of rap.he tries to sing but cant cause he sucked so much dick he screwwed up his voice

See cookie monster

by Sam October 17, 2004