fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

Raisin Titties

titties that look like raisins from tanning too much

Something about Mary

by Ryan May 21, 2004

Seis-Nut

The one who has three testicles per side.

I am Seis-Nut. I have more balls than you can ever imagine.

by Ryan January 24, 2003

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005

finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

by Ryan October 08, 2004

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003