ryan's definitions

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

by Ryan May 13, 2005

idgit

a retarded way of saying idiot

man you are such an idgit you stepped on my dog

by ryan June 19, 2006

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

Hobokinator

A hobo, freak, or baby-man that likes to go streaking and ride pigs for a living. One could be found on your local golf course.

Hey, I'm Hugh the hobokinator! We're going streaking to the local gym! There's more coming, let's go!

by Ryan October 31, 2003

Chingy

The place opposite of the gooch

Ow! You hit the chingy! - Kyle Ronemous

by Ryan November 13, 2003

DSM

First used by the boys from the band Lik-Wid (www.lik-wid.net) DSM meaning Dead Set Maniac.

Mik - Hey man, fuck that guy from weekend at bernies is funny as.

Ryan - Yer man he is a DSM

by Ryan September 14, 2004