ryan's definitions

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

mbm

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.

Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?

by Ryan March 11, 2005

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky, USA. Apart from the several thousand Pro-Southern Rednecks who are misinformed about what region they live in, Owensboro is a pretty good place to be. It may not be a Chicago, Boston, or Philadelphia, but the town still rocks if you ask me. There are so many beautiful, goregeous girls here and from here as well.

Owensboro has many things to offer to people who come.

by Ryan November 5, 2004

Piyomp

Same as the definition for "Pimp"
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$

"y0 man, that Civic is PIYOMP with those spinnah's!"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"

by Ryan October 28, 2004

figged

alternative for FU****d

Man you hit him now you're Figged.

by Ryan February 12, 2004

hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.

Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider

by Ryan December 2, 2004