Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint
That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"
by Ryan August 12, 2004
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uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.
My roommate is an uncle doug.
by Ryan March 29, 2004
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Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family
Lets ask my consigliere
by Ryan September 08, 2003
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guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.
by Ryan April 25, 2004
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middle hitter

The hardest working player on a volleyball court-until you disagree,try blocking weak,strong,and middle and busting your ass for the largest amount of hit calls any hitter has.Middle hitter is the one who looks the best in spandex,of course. and blocks and gets touches like its their job.beast,killer,and amazing.God's gift to volleyball.
middle hitters are obviously god's gift to volleyball
by ryan April 29, 2008
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gangsta

Real Gangsta - someone who lives in the projects, is ususally in a gang, not very wealthy--often, but not always, black

Fake Gangsta - most males who attend North Warren (thank god i don't go there anymore). White kids from a rural town who listen to so much rap that they think they're black, act like they "slang dope" all the time, and would have no idea what to do if in a real projects. Yet, they still think they're hardcore gangstas.
John lives in the projects and is a Crip; thus, he's a gangsta. Eminem, though white, is also a gangsta, since he did grow up in a poor area and had what would be considered a gangsta life.

Kevin lives in an upper class white neighborhood in rural western New Jersey. He's never seen a housing project, except in videos on MTV, and probably has never even met a black person. This does not prevent him from acting like he's 50 Cent, however.
by Ryan May 14, 2004
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dozure

A really good type of marijuana, high in THC.
This is some of that dozure, I'm high as fuck.
by Ryan March 13, 2005
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