eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

by ryan July 23, 2004

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 14, 2006

kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

by Ryan March 16, 2005

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 29, 2003

aphex twin

What music should sound like

Awesome.....The way that it can be hardcore of just soft melodies,....

by Ryan December 23, 2004

lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful

1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.

by Ryan February 11, 2004

BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

by Ryan March 18, 2003