ryan's definitions

hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

by Ryan October 13, 2004

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

Bro

A redneck of sorts. Usually a white ugly short guy who wears big belt buckles(often iron crosses) and drives a lifted pick up truck. They have ugly ass girl friends who they have to be with 24/7 and they beat them too. Always hang out with other bros and are often wiggers and but always faggots. Also they like Metal Mulisha and make sure everyone knows that by putting big ugly ass stickers on their back window of their car. Just fags.

Check out that bro's lifted F-350! Thats tight bro!

by Ryan March 26, 2005

pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.

In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.

by ryan March 27, 2005

ugleeman

reference to Lee Hugar who is an Ugly man

ugleeman is a pussy

by RYAN March 7, 2004

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

by Ryan October 8, 2004