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giesse

by Goose September 29, 2004
mugGet the giessemug.

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)
Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..
by Goose April 19, 2004
mugGet the Schlumpymug.

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.
Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!
by Goose September 29, 2004
mugGet the Chapped lipsmug.

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.
So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.
by Goose September 29, 2003
mugGet the Sexplosionmug.

nooblet

J-"OMFG, WTF, i almost had that!"
A-"STFU nooblet"
by Goose December 9, 2003
mugGet the noobletmug.

Bird

"You know, the bird. I'm sorry I hate it when it does that"
by Goose December 7, 2003
mugGet the Birdmug.

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.
Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday nightfucking shit, dude…
by Goose May 25, 2003
mugGet the sleeping bagmug.

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