cornholio's definitions

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003

vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.

"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

African-American

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

by cornholio October 4, 2003

kvetch

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003