cornholio's definitions

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

ankle-biter

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003