cornholio's definitions

calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

flag waver

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by cornholio October 11, 2003

dozens

A verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers. See sounding.

"Yo mama wears combat boots." It wasn't serious. Ever heard of 'the dozens'?

by cornholio October 18, 2003

spinmeister

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003