cornholio's definitions

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

three little words

Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.

"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"

by cornholio October 31, 2003

made guy

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

by cornholio October 4, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Pissfoam

The foam in the bottom of a urinal that results from a particularly intense piss, most often after several alcoholic beverages. Can also be found when pissing on any hard flat surface(like the parking lot next to your buddy's car, after he was nice enough to get you out of the bar before you got yourself arrested for pissing on the juke box...again.)

"I am tired of my boss blaming me for the problems HE causes. As far as I'm concerned, he can suck pissfoam, choke on it, and die."

by Cornholio December 9, 2003