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groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
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eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself
"Eat my pork, bitch!"
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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ankle-biter

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.
by Cornholio October 31, 2003
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petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.
They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.
by Cornholio November 3, 2003
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verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"
I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.
I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.
by cornholio October 18, 2003
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roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.
Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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