cornholio's definitions

gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 27, 2003

Tio Taco

Mexican-American equivalent of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to the Gabachos.

He's such a Tio Taco he puts ketchup on enchiladas.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

oreo cookie

A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.

I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.

by Cornholio November 23, 2004

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004