Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole
by cornholio October 05, 2003
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groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
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PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.
Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.
by cornholio October 10, 2003
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vigorish

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.
You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.
I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.
by cornholio October 18, 2003
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Aztec two-step

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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