153 definitions by cornholio

Crow Jimism

Practice of white folks trying to be cool or hip or enlightened of praising everything African-American, no matter what. A pun on Jim Crow.

It's sheer Crow Jimism to like some of the sitcoms on UPN

by cornholio October 10, 2003

The bent noses want their interest paid

by cornholio September 30, 2003

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.

I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.

by cornholio November 23, 2004

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by cornholio November 3, 2003