cornholio's definitions

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

by cornholio October 30, 2003

kampai

"Bottoms up!" in Japanese.

Kampai, baka!

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

PCP-cooker

Synthesizer of PCP for profit

He was the biggest PCP cooker in the Central Valley

by cornholio October 16, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 6, 2003