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mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.
I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.
by cornholio October 18, 2003
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cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.
Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.
by cornholio October 6, 2003
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limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.
The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."
Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!
by cornholio October 30, 2003
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kampai

Kampai, baka!
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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PCP-cooker

by cornholio October 16, 2003
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media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.
"Media lies" is a redundancy.
by cornholio October 6, 2003
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