bob's definitions

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by Bob April 10, 2005

trustmeimhot

One who is more concerned with his/her own appearance than that of others. also see: obsessed with pic posts

Bobby's sole function on ftj.com is that of a trustmeimhot.

by bob January 12, 2005

grow a set

A request for someone to grow a set of testicles, to stiffen up their spine, to get tough, to stand up for themselves, etc.

Your GF will not let you come over for a beer?!?! Dude, grow a set!

by bob March 4, 2004

oddish

The process of screwing two black women and a cow at the same time.

Damn, that was a crazy oddish last night.

by bob March 31, 2005

Conor Oberst

The guy that belongs with Lexi

awe! That couple is so conor and Lexi

by Bob March 22, 2005

lacrosse

lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!

BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again

by bob June 3, 2004

liberal

a word to describe people who actually think about what is right in american politics

i am liberal and proud of it

by bob April 17, 2005