zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

flamemobile

noun: Any red Ford Contour with with "Flamemobile" written on the side and "Gay Pride" scratched into the paint.

Look at that Flamemobile go!

by ass May 14, 2003

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 28, 2003

Crackdunk

anal sex. see butt pirate.

"I hear that he enjoys a crackdunk once in a while. Gross."

by Ass July 28, 2003

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 04, 2003

MC5

A kickass rock anarchist band from the late 60's and early 70's. Also known as the motor city five.

"Kick out the jams motherfuckers!"

by Ass February 09, 2004

mpuh

Sound of Imran's tiny penis becoming erect. Frequently used as an insult to its minute size.

Usually accompanied by raising of the little finger, followed by AWW

Look out! Atomic stimulus! (Mpuh)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005