Definitions by alex

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

Cripple Crapper by Alex January 19, 2004

kissyface 

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

kissyface by alex January 19, 2004

S.A.S.S. 

Secret.Agent.Style.Sex.

It's just like regular sex.. But soooo much better. Double.. Even TRIPLE the Orgasim sensation.

Ohhh man, I dont know about you.. But I think we should go make some Sass right about now..

S.A.S.S. by Alex January 19, 2004

chinglish 

Speaking both English and Chinese in one's sentences.

Example of a sentence in Chinglish:
"At K-mart, I buy -hen duo- clothes."

Notes:
"hen duo" means very many in Chinese. Also note the grammar error.

chinglish by Alex January 18, 2004

WINDY POP 

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

WINDY POP by alex January 18, 2004

email 

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

email by Alex January 18, 2004

dog wanker 

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

dog wanker by Alex January 18, 2004