alex's definitions

fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 3, 2004

twinkies

asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie

by Alex October 14, 2004

cracktat

The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.

Did you see that cracktat on that chick?

by Alex January 22, 2005

zandy

zandy chanock, he is a cool guy that goes to sidwell

wow zandy is so cool and awesome

by alex April 28, 2005

Fug

Fug is a word that has been used for generations, it is one of the most widely unused words in the language. It is commonly known as the same thing as fuck

Fug you, you motha fugga

by Alex December 21, 2004

the used

only the greatest band ever to walk this earth!

Me; So do you like THE USED?
Some Oblivious Nobody: who are they?
Me: only the best band known to....EVER!

by Alex February 8, 2004

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003