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Keenan

A real one. One who is honest, the ladies says he is FINE. Chocolate skin, long hair. Love to have a good time. Very private yet has the most fun. Very blunt, great chef did I mention everyone LOVE them some Keenan. Understanding and loving. Keeps secrets. Basically an all around close to perfect person you can get. God took extra time with Keenan.
Keenan is that guy!

Everybody loves Keenan
by Yo mamma November 23, 2021
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green ball

1. Getting the job done.
2. Completed
3. When something is finally dizzle.
1. If you could green ball that step, it would be the shizzit!
2. You should give them an upperdeck for talkin all that smack.
Don't worry about it man, its been green balled.
by yo mamma February 18, 2005
mugGet the green ballmug.

chucky stick

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.
by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006
mugGet the chucky stickmug.

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan
Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil
by yo mamma March 12, 2004
mugGet the Britney Spearsmug.

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
by yo mamma May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass penniesmug.

dildo

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
mugGet the dildomug.

shitzie

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
mugGet the shitziemug.

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