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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

better paying job 

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

hitting the sauce 

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?

Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB

mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.

devil-worship 

son: is rejecting G-d considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
(тормоз по русски)

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.
uptard by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012

sainte nitouche 

in Quebec French, a term of derision, but not insulting, for a virgin girl who is shy about being deflowered.
Skyrock Quebec chatroom post:

my gerda is such a sainte nitouche, I don't know what to do anymore, we've been together since we were 11 years old, we're both 16 now, and i think we should help each other out.

reply to post: take your favorite gerda, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt whether she is a sainte nitouche or not, and give her a beer or something at home, that' ll loosen things up bit.
sainte nitouche by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012