Definitions by Uncle Dimma
one sandwich short of a picnic
a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
one sandwich short of a picnic by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2012
poker habit
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma December 13, 2012
my enemy's enemy is my friend
(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):
a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
my enemy's enemy is my friend by Uncle Dimma December 12, 2012
psyche eval
1 ) a short hand term for a psychiatric evaluation/ other medical evaluation
2 ) professional medical advice
2 ) professional medical advice
daughter: the teacher mentioned that this kid in our class who always sings out loud during exams should shut up and get a psyche eval. Mom what's a psyche eval?
Mother: Amy, your teacher is right, people that sing out loud during class, must undergo a psyche eval, or in simpler language, have a psychiatric or medical evaluation.
Mother: Amy, your teacher is right, people that sing out loud during class, must undergo a psyche eval, or in simpler language, have a psychiatric or medical evaluation.
psyche eval by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2012
stop blabbering
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2012
doing harakiri
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; as to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they can't even find G-d and his eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery in the secular setting no matter how hopeless the situation may seem be. you can always pull the chestnuts out of the fire
father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; as to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they can't even find G-d and his eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery in the secular setting no matter how hopeless the situation may seem be. you can always pull the chestnuts out of the fire
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2012
improve your vocabulary
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?
improve your vocabulary by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2012