Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
( written Джохар Царнаев in Russian)
a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Timothy McVeigh and O.J. Simpson; all were terrorists and American citizens.
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
to haggle and babble
(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
to haggle and babble by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
go eat rocks
( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either [kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either [kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
sgqsr
an offensive Quebec French acronym for sans-genie qui sait rien, a phrase meaning a know-nothing retard in English.
son: yoo-hoo you SGQSR, what the hella doing fiddling with those pipes in the basement?
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father.
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father.
sgqsr by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
cqfd
(a Quebec French acronym for con qui fail d'aplomb): an offensive phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do, or try to do.
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
cqfd by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
hibernate
A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter
B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.
C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.
C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
hibernate by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2014
drug-lord
(Not to be confused with drug lord):
A person in north America with a bachelor's, masters, and PhD- all in biochemistry and all from north American uninversities-who produces for resale, but never consumes themselves, hard drugs like methamphetamine and crack cocaine.
A person in north America with a bachelor's, masters, and PhD- all in biochemistry and all from north American uninversities-who produces for resale, but never consumes themselves, hard drugs like methamphetamine and crack cocaine.
drug-lord by Uncle Dimma November 19, 2014