Tom's definitions

Pookie

Shit, poop, crap, stuff that comes out of your as

Look at that huge ass pookie in the toilet

by tom January 30, 2004

twist and shout

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain

Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed

by Tom December 9, 2004

mcfuck

When u dont give a fuck anymore but with more feeling

"how may i help u sir (i get paid $4 an hour 2 put up with ur mcshit now take a mcfucking burger and mcfuck off)"

by Tom August 22, 2004

wax that ass

to fuck in a great way

MAn ima wax dat ass like whoa

by tom March 11, 2004

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004

zat

An automobile, or car.

I busted up my Zat!!!

by Tom April 30, 2006

dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 4, 2004