rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.
You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb
by Tom May 03, 2004
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gurty

kinda like great or fat
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smfc

You can smfc you HOE!
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Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!
What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!
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Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole
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skata

kourades.... (greek)
po po kati kourades!!!
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rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!
OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!
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