Tom's definitions

Biffa

a person who is a wanker

don't be a biffa

by tom December 13, 2003

clitface

To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.

Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!

by tom April 30, 2004

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

Slurpy Sally

Term of endearment; (see also "snowball")sick Bastards who enjoy the taste of regurgitated spunk from a minimum of three guys..

That sick ass Mo Fo Scott loved to get the Slurpy Sally from the corner Ho at closing time..

by Tom May 21, 2004

7up

a fizzy drink

7up is good

by tom March 16, 2004

Gilbo

A rude boy with very bad taste in clothes and music.

Yooooooooooooooh Gilbatron you rude boy

by Tom January 5, 2005