Tom's definitions

Seb Lefebvre

1) Hot Guitarist
2)French-Canadian
3) Likes Soda, not pop.
4) Good kisser
5) HE IS SESSY AND HE WINS

Tom Gryskiewicz likes Seb Lefebvre

by Tom December 14, 2003

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 2, 2004

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004

Bish Bosh

A term used to describe an improper or unfinished piece of work usually due to laziness.

1) I finished the project but it's a bit bish bosh

2) "But honey, what about my orgasm?"
"I'm just feeling a bit bish bosh"

by Tom June 15, 2003

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005