T's definitions

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 15, 2005

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

Shooter McGaven

when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.

by T February 18, 2003

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

friendster

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

by T December 7, 2003

stray

a straight man who affiliates himself so much with the gay community it seems like genuine really WANTS to be gay, or perhaps secretly is.

My husband does theatre, belongs to GLAAD, and loves to hang out in Soho! I think he's a Stray!

by T January 18, 2005

fifi

A quiet, but not silent fart.

I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.

by t June 29, 2004