Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 08, 2004

Maroon

a fugitive black slave of the West Indies or Guiana

Aaron Sands ain't black, but he sure is a maroon.

by PAUL August 20, 2004

brown ringer

The local creep in the work place who grovels around the management

the creeps just left the boses office
so the boss must have a brown ring on his dick

by paul May 08, 2005

nec ngl

not even cute , not gonna lie

that girl over there in the spandex pants is NEC NGL

by Paul May 04, 2004

giblaz

To be owned; pwnage.

"Man, he just giblazed me"

by Paul January 29, 2003

Giblaz

He is your god, and he pwnz you.

"Hey, look, it's Giblaz"

by Paul January 30, 2003

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004