Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.
WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
by panda August 31, 2017
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
by Panda January 17, 2005
the neo-pagan phrase 'kimengo' (meaning 'hows it goin?')requires a suitably Ukraine sounding reply- Kimango means 'ok, i guess'- its a standard reply.
by Panda January 25, 2005
a little yellow square dude that lives in a pinnaple has a pet snail named gary is best friends with patrick the starfish works at the krusty krab making krabby patties for mr. krabs and daughter pearl the whale and then goes to boating school with mrs. puff to get hims boating lisence and loves jelly fishing and karate with his other friendsandy cheeks the underwater squirrel and then in hisspare time he tends to annoy squidward as he lives next door to him and then works with him
by panda February 27, 2005
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