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montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.
montrose is already there.
by nick December 11, 2003
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slam and jam

a thing made popular in my school. every wedsday was slam and jam wendsday any one with books in there hands where to get them slammed out of there hands , a slam and jam the jam was mostly the punch afterward when your trying to pick your books up
(hit books from other persons hands)"Slam and jam bitch !!"
by Nick February 19, 2004
mugGet the slam and jammug.

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.
I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!
by Nick March 23, 2003
mugGet the penis pumpmug.

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.
what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30
by nick May 9, 2005
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The Demed

A kick ass band that will sweep the nation, consisting of Little Fox, Andrew Aulenbach, and Blake Morris. This band..... i got nuthin.
WOW JENNY i want to sleep with Blake and Andrew from The Demed. How bout you mom. Well i want to sleep with little FOX
by nick December 30, 2004
mugGet the The Demedmug.

JA RULE

A rapper who is often confused with pop.
I got in a fight with my girlfriend over Ja Rule, then her attatude got all shitty after that. Damn you Ja Rule!
by Nick July 16, 2003
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avril lavinge

One annoying wanna be punk pop princesses, who think that since she bought a ten dollar pink and black bracelet that she is automaticly punk. she's not. She is a huge icon for pre teen girls who want to think they are punk rockers.
In one word...................... CRAP!
by Nick January 30, 2005
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