Definitions by Nick

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

bijigity by nick April 7, 2005

dickness 

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

dickness by nick April 7, 2005

Holy Torpedo 

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

Holy Torpedo by Nick April 6, 2005

mondus

Adjective, big, large, of great proportion and cool, awesome, or outstanding.

Dude, that air that you just got was really mondus. Wow! Look at that bus, it is so mondus.

mondus by nick April 6, 2005

friz

term used to tell a friend that they are acting stupid, ridiculous, out of character, weird or just plain being annoying.

"Hey! Stop you imbecile!"
"No I'm having fun!"
"Fuck you're annoying!"
"Screw you!"
"Friz!!"
"Oh, dude, I'm sorry man."
"Thankyou."

friz by nick April 6, 2005

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

zirf by nick April 6, 2005

FUCK BUSH

To insert a penis into anothers pubic region. To rub ones vagina against anothers pubic region.

Are you going to fuck bush tonight?
No, thankyou. I'm fucking vagina.

FUCK BUSH by nick April 6, 2005