The ring of shit encrusted around your cocksucking lips after taking a giant schlong from ass to mouth. Bon appetit
I really thought I got a great deal on the balloon artist for my kids birthday party until I came to the horrifying realization that all the balloon animals were wearing an Oliver's collar.
by Mr.Tank February 24, 2021
A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 03, 2024
Ashwini is the gentle air currents that pulls orbs of light and glittering pollen through ways of light that create a magnificent show of beauty.
by Mr.Tank November 22, 2024
Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.
Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.
by Mr.Tank June 03, 2017
Lear is another word for meth amphetamine, accidentally being created by a guy named adam who misspelled the word clear. I realize the genius behind it and decided to make it a usable word because, us old speedsters have always referred to it as "go fast" and it only makes sense to use the word lear.. as in "Learjet", which are very fast little private planes.
by Mr.Tank December 08, 2024
To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".
by Mr.Tank October 30, 2015
This is a flirtatious gesture that one male receives from another male, in either a truck stop, rest stop or bus station bathroom, to invite the man standing in the piss stall next to you, to engage in some sort of sexual activity.. on the down low.
by Mr.Tank January 31, 2021