Matt's definitions

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003

shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

trojan man

A real American hero.

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.

by Matt August 28, 2004

Bridgeport High School

One of the worst high school in the state of Connecticut, known for their extremely sub-par master test, and SAT scores. While excelling in sports, education is not sought after as adequate.

Jeff goes Bridgeport High School where he plays football on their very good team, but he is as dumb as a rock.

by Matt April 25, 2005

bakkle

...it's just bakkle, bitches.

Tom: "sprizzle pop, trakkle bam bam"
Matt: "bakkle."

by Matt December 9, 2004

smunky

hott. sexy. intelligent.

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.

by matt May 27, 2003

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003