Matt's definitions

cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 5, 2004

wangsta

50 Cent -

"Ja Rule, that is all I have to say."

Ja Rule

by matt February 13, 2003

Gh3y pr0n

adj,

not cool, in fact not cool at all

Dude that is so gh3y pr0n, dont even do that anymore.

by Matt November 16, 2004

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

geesh

umm.... This is the nickname of the person I care for the most in the entire world........Yay!

...My girlfriends nickname is gEEsh!

by Matt February 12, 2004

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

Deuce Trizzle

The age of 23. You could also throw it in anytime you use that stupid izzle language.

Snoop Dizzle iz deuce trizzle.

by Matt June 10, 2003