Marc's definitions

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Flittermouse

A bat

by Marc October 15, 2003

Giulianistic

Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity

It was rather giulianistic of Mr. Whipple on his first day as the new boss to fire Will just because he accidentally over-charged one customer--the only customer he ever over-charged in his five years as a cashier.

by Marc April 7, 2005

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by marc December 12, 2003

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

sacktate

Slang for the word ejaculation, which uses a combination of the word "sack" (in reference to the scrotum) and "lactate", due to the secretion of fluids.

Dude, her butt is so nice, I basically sacktate every time I see it.

by Marc May 19, 2010