The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.
by Marc December 28, 2003
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mukjes

Did you update the mukjes.
by marc May 09, 2003
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poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
by Marc December 07, 2004
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smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg
when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
by marc March 14, 2005
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Ja Rule

1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta

2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.

3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.

4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop

5. When he is R&B

6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.

7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.

8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.

9. Or Busta Rhymes.

10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss

Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
by Marc November 27, 2004
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Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.
Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.
by Marc April 04, 2005
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