Marc's definitions
1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
Get the hoovermug. by Marc June 6, 2003
Get the spam headmug. by marc May 5, 2003
Get the ghetto heatermug. 1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
by Marc February 14, 2004
Get the big chicken dinnermug. Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.
by Marc May 27, 2004
Get the nukermug. 
Get the shit-nutsmug. by Marc September 24, 2003
Get the Letomug.