hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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spam head

A Person with an unusally large forehead
Edward Cartwrite and brainy people somtimes have these unsally large foreheads
by Marc June 06, 2003
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Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.
by Marc December 28, 2003
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quizsubrat

evil rat things from quiznos add
HOLY FUCK! LOOK AT THE EVIL RAT THINGY SINGING FOR QUIZNOS *shudders*
by marc February 15, 2004
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ToiletDuck

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.
Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!
by Marc March 17, 2005
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gou

n. Slang for male gentalia; penis.
Wow! look at the size of my gou!
by Marc January 04, 2003
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ghetto heater

Pissin in the pool while other people are swimming with you
Hey dude did you just use the ghetto heater the waters all yellow
by marc May 05, 2003
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