sexperv

one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.

kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"

by kyle January 07, 2004

Seattleite

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.

"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

pud22

a small shrivled baby penis preferably canadians

little mikey was caught playing with his pud22 in the basement by jhis older brother Ben

by kyle March 13, 2005

yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

by Kyle March 09, 2005

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle February 25, 2005

slambore

Even wors than a slamhog.

I cant think of one person that slambore hasnt slept with.

by Kyle May 17, 2003

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle March 18, 2005